Me: We should have put camping gear on our registry. I think I will go back in and do that online.
Robert: YEAH! We should that would be great! We can go to the mountains where the 'lions and tigers and bears' are.
Me: No. We will go to a camp site that is safe and bear free.
Robert: Are you afraid of bears?
Me: Of course I'm afraid of bears. Everybody is afraid of bears.
Robert: I'm not.
Me: Your afraid of me, how could you not be afraid of bears.
Robert: Colleen, being afraid of you, and being afraid of bears are two completely different things.