Sunday, April 12, 2009

Is She For Real?

We went to my brother's for Easter this year. You have to understand that my brother is an amazing chef. I mean, fine dining chef. He just likes to do it at home, and prefers to work as a manager in the food industry, and has for...wow...close to 20 years I would say. So whenever he has a holiday, or any function at his house, he has enough food to feed a large army, not a small one. All amazingly delicious food. Today he served brunch. I really should have took pictures of the actual food he made, but I got so caught up in my sister reaching behind the couch, only to see her come out with about 7 Tupperware containers, a box of 100 freezer Ziploc bags, and saran wrap. She redefined the word 'Tacky' today, and she was so proud too. She wiped him out. I mean she took everything. Well, maybe not everything, but I think the part that tickles me the most is that she came with the intention of leaving with all of the food! And well prepared to do so! Look at her!!

He didn't even have a chance to offer it to her! She just started packing up like a rat that steals the cheese........

He had also bought her a statue of 2 giraffe's to go in her living room. He had decided he really liked it, so he never gave it to her, and he kept it. And he admitted the whole story to all of us. Sure enough, when she left, that statue was in her bag of goodies, and she called as soon as she pulled away to brag of her thievery!! As usual, another comedy filled day in one of the Corbett households!
May the Force be with you......this is why we are meant to be married.....

2 comments:

Kristy said...

Lol, Thank you for my morning laugh!!

In Marie's defense, I have been to her house plenty of times and have watched her take out her tupperware and Ziplocs and hand out food and goodies to everyone. I guess now it was her turn to get some yummy leftovers :)

Stephanie said...

Ha!