This cracks me up. The first few I knew myself, and then I had to do a little research for the rest. I have been singing songs in their entirety since I was too small to go to school. My father used to always say as I got older....."I wish you knew your school work like you know music". Okay, you ready? here we go.....
Tiny Dancer-Sir Elton John
The real lyrics-Hold me Closer Tiny Dancer
Misheard lyrics-Hold me Closer Tony Danza
Jimi Hendrix
The real lyrics-Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
Misheard lyrics-Excuse me, while I kiss this guy
Credence Clearwater Revival
The real lyrics-There's a bad moon, on the rise
Misheard lyrics-There's a bathroom, on the right
Sir Elton John-Someone saved my life tonight
The real lyrics-Someone saved my life tonight
Misheard lyrics-Someone shaved my wife tonight
Manfred Mann-Blinded by the light
The real lyrics-Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Misheard lyrics-Rapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Prince-Little Red Corvette
The real lyrics-Little Red Corvette
Misheard lyrics-Feel the rent coming
Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody
The real Lyrics-Spare him his life from his monstrosity
Misheard lyrics-Saving his life from his warm sausage tea
Metallica-One
The real lyrics-Tied to machines that make me be
Misheard lyrics-Tied to machines that make me PEE
Led Zepplin-Stairway To Heaven
The real lyrics-And as we wind on down the road
Misheard lyrics-There's a wino down the road
Green Day-Time of Your Life
The real lyrics-Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Misheard lyrics-Another turnip boy, the Ford stuck in the road
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